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Salesforce
Ohana means family. Family means offsites.
San Francisco, CA · CRM
Walk-away score
62
Negotiate like you mean it.
Categories in play
ProcessCultureLeadershipCompensation
Red flags
- MildProcess
Acquisition geology
Your product may have been a startup. The seams still show.
- MildCulture
Event-driven culture
Dreamforce is Christmas and a calendar religion.
- SpicyLeadership
Layer cake management
Decisions arrive with a new cloud name.
- SpicyCompensation
Quota weather
If you can smell a number, the number can smell you.
Recruiter → English
They said
“Ohana.”
They meant
Please attend the thing. There is a thing.
They said
“Customer success is our success.”
They meant
The quarter closes when the quarter closes.
They said
“Trailblazer.”
They meant
We have a noun for enthusiasm.