The anti-profile

LinkedOut started as a joke on X: LinkedIn tells you why you should work there. Someone should build the opposite. So we did.

The curated dossiers riff on widely circulated workplace tropes — culture decks, oncall folklore, reorg weather. They are satire. They are not investigations, insider leaks, or statements of fact about any current employee.

The generator invents a report from the letters in a name. If it feels accurate, that says more about the industry than about our algorithm.

Anonymous flags stay in your browser on purpose. LinkedOut is not trying to become a whistleblower platform. If you have something material, take it to a reporter, a regulator, or a lawyer — not a walk-away score.

Built as a weekend product: Next.js, no venture memo, no snack wall.