Inspired by a dare on X

LinkedIn tells you why you should work there.LinkedOut tells you why you probably shouldn’t.

Walk-away scores, recruiter-to-English translation, and red flags collected like a hobby. Satire with a point: read the offer twice.

Highest walk-away scores

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Run.

The everything app, in progress · San Francisco, CA

The feed is the product. So is the plot twist.

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Run.

Finance, but make it a fortress · New York, NY

The hours are the interview, indefinitely.

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Run.

Cars, batteries, and late-night posts · Austin, TX

Mission-driven. Sleep-optional. Twitter-adjacent.

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Update the résumé first.

Advice at altitude · New York, NY

The slide is the product. The night is the process.

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Update the résumé first.

Everything store + cloud tax · Seattle, WA

Customer obsession is real. The customer just isn’t you.

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Update the résumé first.

Streaming and infamous slides · Los Gatos, CA

Adequate performance gets a generous severance.

curated dossiers

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procedural roasts

recruiter commissions